If there's one thing I can't stand, it's cruelty to snowmen. If this had been an animal left in a hot car people would have been calling the police, the RSPCA and the newspapers.
Anyway: I'm not going to stand by and watch him turn into a puddle.
"Don't worry mate I'll phone the RSPCS and we'll have you out of there in no time"
"Tell them to be quick or you'll need a mop and bucket"