We weren't prepared for what we saw next. Richard was looking for a good spot to take a dip when he noticed this bloke sitting on a rock without a stitch on. He didn't seen to be bothered at all because we were there and politely gave us a wave. Richard waved back, I smiled and we just carried on walking.
A couple of minutes later I realised I'd dropped something ( a flannel ). Never mind I'll nip back up for it. On the way back I looked up and my heart sank, , , , O God, the naked rambler was standing there with it in his hand. Yes that's right, I'm talking about the flannel, what did you think I meant !
He asked "is this what you're looking for" and I had one of those 'quick think of something to say' moments.