What an idiot !!
If you've never been here before you might be thinking I'm being a bit nasty. If on the other hand you have been here before you'll know I'm right.
As they drove past me all I could hear was the sound of pots, pans and broken crockery rattling around inside the caravan. At that point, I actually felt sorry for them because I thought they were lost. Then came the annoying bit. I've no idea why, but the guy walking beside the car felt the need to tell me they were looking for somewhere free to park up for the night. He wasn't amused when I said "what's wrong with paying for a caravan site like everyone else." and "It might be cheaper than replacing everything you've just smashed on the way up here". I know you shouldn't laugh at other peoples misfortunes, but in this case I had no sympathy at all.
Then the plot thickened!
There was another idiot who had drove up behind the caravan. This one decided that the field full of sheep just past the the car park would make an ideal spot to pitch for the night. He swung the gate open and started giving instructions where to park the caravan. While this was going on, both myself and another clearly annoyed guy made our way up to the gate. When I started to close the gate; with them still in the field, idiot number two asked what I was doing. I told him "you're not supposed to be in there, because it's farmland, and even if you were you could at least close the gate before those animals get onto the road." When the other guy joined in and said he was phoning the police and then making his way across to the farm at Lonscale to let them know what was going on, they grudgingly moved out of the field and back onto the car park ready to survey the damage they'd done to the caravan.
Bank Holiday madness at it's worst.