Three Stool End Farm residents.
"Don't you ever get sick of those humans trying to talk to us and forever patting us on the head"?
"If you think that's bad, the one in the red jacket has just asked if he could cut my fringe to knit himself a horse hair hat".
"No it's true. He mumbled something about using dog fur, then he walked off before I had a chance to answer him"
"Never mind that. You'd better watch where you're putting your feet. That daft chicken has wandered in here again".
( a private joke for Jayne, Max and the others from Saturday evening in Keswick )